Well, you wowed us. We laughed until we cried. The metaphors that you all submitted to our bad metaphor contest were real stinkers! And we loved them all. As you know, there can only be one winner to receive an awesome Writer’s Relief T-shirt. But in this case, we couldn’t break the tie, so we’re… Continue Reading
Thank you for this great list of funny metaphors and similes below (in the comments section)! THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED! Any entries received from this point forward will not be counted toward the contest. We’ll be announcing the winners very soon! Keep an eye out! At Writer’s Relief we read a lot of… Continue Reading
POETRY JOKES BY ALLAN WOLF (printed with permission http://www.allanwolf.com) What is the highest honor among cowboy poets? (Poet Lariat.) What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker? (Metaphors be with you.) How does a poet sneeze? (Haiku!!) What do you get when you combine Robert Frost with James Bond? (The Road Not Shaken But Stirred.)… Continue Reading
