POETRY JOKES BY ALLAN WOLF (printed with permission http://www.allanwolf.com)
What is the highest honor among Cowboy poets? (Poet Lariat.)
What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker? (Metaphors be with you.)
How does a poet sneeze? (Haiku!!)
What do you get when you combine Robert Frost with James Bond? (The Road Not Shaken But Stirred.)
How do poets say hello? (Hey, haven't we metaphor?)
Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors? (Because he Ode so much.)
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